You know you're an alcoholic when...

Hello, my name is Vladimir, and I'm an alcoholic. Welcome my AA friend.
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You know you're an alcoholic when you have these text exchanges

Friend: I just saw a guy that looks creepily like you

Me: Was he drunk and belligerent?

Friend: No, that's how I knew it wasn't you.