You know you're an alcoholic when...

Hello, my name is Vladimir, and I'm an alcoholic. Welcome my AA friend.
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Being hungover is the new black.

You know you’re an alcoholic when you know what day of the week it is depending on what bartender is working at your usual bar.

You know you’re an alcoholic when you can still get pretty trashed, most of the days, on a budget.

You know you’re an alcoholic when your favorite drinking game is “Taking A Drink Everytime I Take A Drink.”

You know you’re an alcoholic nerd when you cheer the TV and take a shot for the successful landing of Curiosity on Mars.

You know you’re an alcoholic when every beer comes with a shot.

You know you’re an alcoholic when instead of saying “I’m never drinking again,” when having a bad hangover, you say: “I need a drink.”

You know you’re an alcoholic when the sheer mention of “O’Doul’s” gives you a raging soft-on.

You know when you’re an alcoholic when you wish your superpower was to see diseases on leftover drinks.

You know you’re an alcoholic when you suggest more booze to your hungover friends as a legitimate cure.