You know you're an alcoholic when...

Hello, my name is Vladimir, and I'm an alcoholic. Welcome my AA friend.
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You know you’re an alcoholic if you’ve used the phrase “I drive better when I’m drunk.”

You know you're an alcoholic when you have these text exchanges

Friend: I just saw a guy that looks creepily like you

Me: Was he drunk and belligerent?

Friend: No, that's how I knew it wasn't you.

You know you’re an alcoholic when you can spot people that don’t drink often just by the way they order at the bar.

You know you’re an alcoholic when your friend sends you a link to the article below, and says “You win.”

Link to the article

You know you’re an alcoholic when you start following fuckyeahalcohol.tumblr.com

You know you’re an alcoholic when you call Pizza Hut for delivery and after giving them your phone number they ask if you want it delivered to “that bar place …. again.”

You know you’re an alcoholic when you create a Twitter acccount just to follow the updates of various bars for their specials.

You know you’re an alcoholic when your read yelp reviews for your local bars to see if there’s a mention of you….. and there is.

You know you’re an alcoholic when an item on the special drinks menu at the bar is listed as “[your name here] price.”

You know you’re an alcoholic when your boss sends you a bunch of funny YouTube videos of people failing DUI tests…. but you’ve already seen them all because your other friends have sent them to you saying: “Made me think of you! LOL!”